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Lawyer Jokes

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#1 ·
How can you tell a Lawyer from a Catfish ?

One's a scum sucking bottom dweller , and the other is a Fish..


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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"

His father responded: "You idiot, we could live on the funding of that case for another ten years!"
 
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

"I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation every year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return are the souls of your wife, children, and their children's children to rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment and asked, "What's the catch?"
 
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Three surgeons are talking about the patients they prefer to work on....

The first one says, " I like to operate on accountants, all the parts are numbered!"

The second surgeon says, " I like to operate on engineers, not only are the parts numbered inside, but there is a diagram when you open them up!"

The third surgeon says " I prefer to operate on lawyers."

Lawyers? The other two exclaim, " why on earth would you want to operate on them?"

"Well," the third doctor said, " They only have two parts, mouth and @$$hole and they are interchangeable!"
 
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Some of the best attorney jokes I've heard came from judges and attorneys themselves. To wit, how many attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, of course, he stands on a chair, grips the bulb, and the world just revolves around him. I also have an eye roller, really long shaggy-dog-type lawyer joke but it's just too long for here - as any shaggy dog story should be.....Bob Dodd
 
#26 ·
One more on the light bulb:

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None. They love keeping you in the dark.

Best,
Dennis
 
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