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WMCC April Fools Contest

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#1 ·
Well since April 1st is right around the corner I thought I would start a post for us West Michigan Calcutta Circuit shooters. I know I'm probably setting my self up for a lot of jabs but what the heck, wouldn't be the first time.

So there is only one rule in this thread. What ever statement made has to end with "April Fools." I'll start with a few examples.

Winner gets to shoot with Hook at the next Pick Your Partner.

Okay, here we go.

Lampen broke 25 straight today - April Fools.

Don S. is going to come back from Austrailia and win a bunch of shoots - April Fools.

Ray is shooting his new MX-10 really well - April Fools.

tdgoose is as good a shot as pullbangloss - April Fools.

Okay, that's a good start.

Matt Ski
 
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#2 ·
Matt,

Here goes:

Matt enjoys working- April Fools.

Matt does his own laundry- April Fools.

Matt pays Rick rent- April Fools.

Rick enjoys carrying Matt in protections- April Fools.

Goose wants to shoot with Matt- April Fools.

Hook is the best- April Fools.

D/T is the Rummy-Dummy.....wait thats true.

Rummy-Dummy didn't ride the short bus- April Fools.

I guess I'm not going to win.....sorry Hook.

Ray
 
#3 ·
Todd shot with Ken Sims today and won the jackpot - April Fools.

Todd shot with Perry today and won the jackpot - April Fools.

Gary passed up on 100 new AA's today laying on the ground - April Fools.

Trevor's inspiration is his father - April Fools.

Schanz Supply has shot on sale - definately April Fools.

Matt Ski
 
#4 ·
Dang, forgot about the door shoot at Plainwell! Pretty ugly.

A few more...

Mike B is getting an MX10 and his scores will improve - April Fools

Wilkinson will straighten out Tim S and his ceaser salad - April Fools

Remington is on a diet - April Fools

Matt is on a diet - April Fools

Regards,
Matt Ski
 
#9 ·
ok, i'll do my best.

Due to rough economic times Don S, Doc and the rest of the marsh clan will reduce their line loads down to a nominal 1 3/8 oz below 1350 fps.... April Fools

Big Steve's anger management classes have been helping, he swore off kicking the shell buckets for the new year... April Fools

Hook finally decided to replace that wore out pad on his "GREAT K80" ... April Fools

WC finally decided not to buy himself in a back door shoot no matter what the price was... April Fools

Tom B will no longer sound like a turtle in distress when calling for a target .... April Fools

Matt K will, in his infinit wisdom, load enough backups to not have an excuse week after week...... April fools ( i'm guilty of this )

Steve VV promises to take his gun to a patterning board instead of a mound of dirt and snow for POI testing.... April Fools

The Shaunz Bros wont smile everytime they say "Shots going up!".... April Fools...

Don S will quit referring to me as a "Mate" ..... April Fools.


TB, The boy
 
#11 ·
Ok Matt

Don and Doc will shoot only 1100fps 7/8oz loads for back ups ap

Steve and his card playing abilities are going on the road to Los Vegas ap

Remmie promises not to eat any more Hamsters ap

I promise not to pick on Matt loose pants again ap

Hook is going to wear Buck R's (poucher's hat) to add a little color ap

Allegan boys are giving up beer for one year ap

Perry is going to buy his wife a new gun again ap

My Mate Travis will always win the Backdoor shoots ap

Ok where are the rest of the guys show your selves it's all in fun. No worries Mates

Have a good one

Don S.
 
#13 ·
Sorry it's been so long since I've posted, been to busy reading books on trapshooting sportsmanship so I know how to act after whipping Steve in shoot offs. April Fools

Doc thinks I make good decisions for pick of the board. AF

Matt & Steve do not spend anytime at work on TS. AF

I never feel hung over on Monday's. AF

Todd & Ron did not get lucky when they won the jug. AF

Ron does not like Tequilla. AF

Hook and Don know how to use spell check. AF

Perry and Brians matching costumes for there protection shoots look cool. AF

The WMCC is no fun. AF

Mike
 
#21 ·
Now were cooking

Tim tell Rick that he has fingers and I know he knows how to type answer his own posts or I'll give him the look AP

Tim and Rick don't worry, you don't have any valued coustomers Doug told me he bring's them all to the store. AP

Perry now you have some place to stay when Robbin kicks you out of the house AP

Matt did I tell you Rick S. Is good one to have along when you go fishing he keeps the pike off your line AP

Where's the Hookster hamster got your tounge AP

G'day mates see ya soon

Don S.
 
#25 ·
Can't wait for Don to come back - AF

Perry shoots much better with two ceaser salads - AF

Sorry if I ever pissed anyone off - AF

If you want to win money bet on Steve - AF

Matt likes to shoot in the rain, cold, wind etc, - AF

Spring will be here soon - AF

Rick is drinking coffee in the mug he carries around - AF

Mike
 
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