Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

*ATD - At the Doctor's

*BFF - Best Friends Funeral

*BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

*BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

*CBM - Covered by Medicare

*CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

*DWI - Driving While Incontinent

*FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

*FWIW* - Forgot Where I Was

*FYI - Found Your Insulin

*GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

*GHA - Got Heartburn Again

*HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

*IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

*IYHO - Is Your Hearing-Aid on?

*LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

*LOL* - Living on Lipitor

*LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

*OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

*OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

*RMG - Read My Gums

*ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

*TOT - Texting on Toilet

*TTYL - Talk to You Louder

*TTML - Talk to Me Louder

*WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

*WCS - Wheel Chair Stuck

*WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

*WTP - Where're the Prunes

*WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

*GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

Brian are you old enough to know this stuff!

I sent these to my daughter so she knew what I was talking about!!!!

Thanks

Scott