I'll bet he swallows the hook...........

"AIN'T NOBODY IN MY HOUSE GONNA VOTE FOR NO GUN BANNER!"

(Disclaimer for the Humor Impaired: This is known as a JOKE. It is not intended to be assusatory or to minimize the crime and tragedy of spousal abuse. Its only purpose is to poke good-hearted fun at humorless, single-issue, blue-state Romney haters who sleep next to devout Romney-supporting wives, because such a situation happens to be completely hilarious. If you are offended, it's probably because you actually do beat your wife, in which case it's my pleasure to offend you. -Gary).

GW22,

Too funny with the stain on his shirt and all.

Seriously, let's let BofO vote is one issue mindset. Does anyone really think his ONE vote will make a difference?

I am more concerned about this vote on the 27th regarding the UN Arms Treaty.

Give BofO his due and let us do all we can to get ObamaFurher out of office. I personally would rather vote against my strong personal beliefs and live to fight another day than have 'O' re-elected. That thought in itself makes me nauseous. If he does get back in, the 2nd Amendment issue will be the least of our worries.

Bernie

Well buckle-up Bernie, because 58% of women are currently planning to vote for Obama despite the horrible job he's done. When you combine that gigantic influence with the loyalty of all the slackers, hood-rats, and hispanics who have benefitted from Obama's ghetto give-aways, and then factor-in typical Democrat voter fraud and Euro-Socialist pure blue states like NY, Oregon and California where they automatically vote Democrat without even bothering to look at who's running, it's very much looking like 4 more years of Community Organizer.

That's why the Republicans need to take one final big swing for the fence by playing the race card on their VP choice. But, unlike the Democrats did with Odumbass, they need to pick someone who's actually qualified. Like Allen West or Condi Rice. I'd prefer Allen West because he's brilliant, super-conservative, a distinguished 3rd generation combat vet and an amazing speaker. He's also outspoken and inspirationally mouthy enough to attract meaningful numbers of African Americans. Condi Rice is a safer bet because she's a known quantity and rarely puts her foot in her mouth, but unfortunately American women in general refuse to vote for a female unless she's as ugly as sin (i.e. Hillary Clinton).

The RNC doesn't have the guts to pick West, so their race card choice will be either Rice or Rubio. If they swallow another stupid pill and choose a typical white guy like Portman or Pawlenty, the Democrats will be cracking champagne bottles on the night it's announced. At that point, only a full-blown national catastrophy will be able to stop Obama.

These are my opinions but they're based on research and years of studying the increasingly dumbed-down American electorate. I WISH I was wrong, but unfortunately I'm not.

God help us.

-Gary

I agree with the VP opinion. But, let us not forget that the Congresional races with way heavy this fall.

Bernie

GW you heard it from me first. This election will be a landslide win for Romney. Proof is the elections to congress sisnce Hussein took office. And the fact no incumbet has been re-elected with an 8% or higher un-employment rate. People are fed up and i don't care how minorites feel. Their free ride is over come November. You will see soon enough. A landslide loss for the community organizer is a matter of time. This country will tolerate a lot but socialism is not on the list.

Pssst, BAD... it's mainly the women who are going to re-elect Obama - the women.

-Gary

Only the dumb ones, like my next door neighbor.

But Rick, that's just it - it's not just your dumb neighbor. It's 58% of ALL American women who recently indicated in an independent poll that they fully intend to vote for Obama. And that agrees with historical trending. In 2008, 70% of unmarried women voted for Obama - a man with few real qualifications and zero executive experience. That's right - 70% of single women bought the pig in a poke and this November most of them are going back for seconds.

The Republican party can remain in denial about women all they want, but females are a huge, enormously powerful voting block and if you ignore them you LOSE. If you put an attractive white female on the ticket, you LOSE. If you get overly preachy on abortion and gay rights, you LOSE. Call women dumb if you want (I don't, by the way) but one thing for sure is that very few women think like 60 year-old men on TS.com, or 40 year-old welders in Pittsburgh. These are the new rules and you either adapt to them or you LOSE.

I'm blessed with a sensible, intelligent, basically conservative wife. Maybe you are too. Most aren't.

-Gary

Women voting???? I told you it was a bad idea!

Gary the problem with your figures is the "independent" poll crap. When the media is doing the plling you can bet it is biased to the way they want it. If i do a poll and it shows 70% of women will vote for Romney will it hold water? No but when the votes are counted and the women that have husbands and boyfriends out of work actually vote Romney will win in a landslide. Calm your nerves and relax a little. Think LANDSLIDE IN 2012. Hussein is toast. Burnt toast at that. tic

LOL, I'm no virgin regarding media slant and I've taken graduate level Statistics. But I do like the way you think. I just wish I could find some evidence to support your degree of optimism.

And I will indeed remember that you were the one who predicted a Romney landslide.

-Gary

GW22 is a troll. If anyone is going to ban something that is constitutional, ie: beer, it will be the lying, constitution killing, american hating, GUN BANNING, UN loving, GW22 clone......Yep you guessed it...ODUMBO...

GW22 hooked another big lunker. What a master baiter.

I don't trust polls, they are always constructed to get the answer the pollster wants.

I talk to women all the time and about 9 out of 10 will not vote for Obama and the 1 that does is either dumb because I have talked to her or looks dumb as she drives her Prius in the left lane 19 miles under the limit, jabbering on her cell phone and has a dumb and dumber bumper sticker on her car.

Galt: LOL, and I'm not even TRYING. Sometimes one just jumps into the boat! I guess satire is lost on some folks.

Rick: You're being silly. Not even 9-of-10 white guys vote against the Democrat in a Presidential election. You know that. In fact, in 2008 41% of white males voted for Obama.

-Gary

Watch this video for Rominey's 2nd amendment views

http://2012.republican-candidates.org/Romney/Gun-Control.php

Yeah! See, Brian? This video is definitive proof that you were wrong about EVERYTHING!

Brn725: Do you have a video like that about his view on Beer Rights, too?

-Gary

Romney's campaign is the same as McCain's was - tame and lame! It will suffer the same result. Can you beleve that they can't come up with a different hard hitting message EVERY DAY! Obama and his surrogates give them un-ending ammunition which they either won't use or are too stupid to realize the value of. Obama gets to say anything he wants and to recite a littany of lies WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE or rebuttal.

This election should have been a shoo-in for "anyone but Obama" and these fools have not only made it a horse race but will likely lose. Where does that leave us?

Ed Klein was wrong. "The Amateurs" are the Republican campaign managers and almost always have been - at least since Reagan (with the singular exception of Rove).

"...at least since Reagan." Hmmm... After Reagan's term is when the Republican Party started becoming Democrat Lite. Coincidence? Hardly.

-Gary

Romney often has that "deer in the headlights look". His re-election committee is currently seriously flawed.

He needs to keep beating on the economy and Obama's lack of progress, but he also needs expose the push aggenda of the democrats that hurt our recovery:

EPA and other costly unproven regulations, an expensive health care plan, additional taxes, growing the government employment ranks, 25% solar/wind initiative, ethanol, and entitlements.

First build the economy, then debate on what feel good, bells and whistles, social/ecomonic extras we can afford.

Right now they're trying to push the economy forward while pulling it back with the liberal wish list.

Hey, just as long as he doesn't get his mitts on my Schlitz.

-Gary :P

Anyone who falls for these lies is an idiot.

There is no other word for them.

Romney has banned guns and has supported Brady.

He is saying ANYTHING to get elected. And idiots are drinking his Kool-Aid.

Like I said, vote for him if you believe he is the lesser of two evils, but don't lie to yourself and lie to others that he is a friend of gun owners. He sold us down the river before, he's lying now that he's our friend, and he will screw us in the future if he believes there is any political gain in it.

The level of gullibility with Romney is pretty darn close with the level of gullibility for Obama.

At least a few here have the honesty and integrity to admit Romney is a gun banner and is not our friend, even though they are voting for him. I can respect that.

Brian:

Wanting the imperfect Romney to defeat the catastrophic, Euro-Socialist Obama has nothing to do with gullibility. It's simply about understanding the pros and cons of realistic alternatives; and being bright enough to see the folly of single-issue, "litmus test" politics. You just don't get that, Brian, and you likely never will.

Babble your gun-banning paranoia and your sophomoric "lesser-of-two-evils still yields evil" mindlessness till you're blue in the face, but Ron Paul types can't save us from reality. In case you haven't noticed, America is under the gun right now. And when somebody sticks a pistol in your face and says "Your money or your life" you can't go off the board and choose a chocolate sundae. Grow up.

Besides, like I've told you three times already, the 2012 election is OVER in Oregon and Obama won. You can stop wracking your brain looking for Santa Claus. Go shoot some groundhogs or something and leave the politics to the adults.

-Gary

You're an idiot.

Is this Miss Oregon?

At least Romney doesn't beat his wife...... very often anyway!

What's with Brian referring to himself as "idiot"? "Paranoid" would be more appropriate IMO.

Who thinks Brian edited another one of his posts? :P

By golly, I think he did!

You can't sneak that sh!t past the 'coon.

-Gary

Gary-your rotten to the core! You purposely picked that picture so I couldnt see her boobs. Lee

Lee:

Are you talking about Racooon boobs or Stupid Voter boobs? Either way, you're a little weird.

See if this does anything for ya...

-Gary