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Barrelbulge (Pa.) 28-Jun-12 - 03:57 PM ET
Bob Hawkes 28-Jun-12 - 04:06 PM ET
erock_germany 28-Jun-12 - 04:12 PM ET
SilverShooter 29-Jun-12 - 01:39 PM ET
HC_John 29-Jun-12 - 04:46 PM ET
Zuzax 30-Jun-12 - 07:25 AM ET
ctreay 30-Jun-12 - 08:01 AM ET


Subject: Depressed?????? humor
From: Barrelbulge (Pa.)
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Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2012 - 03:57 PM ET
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Depressed?????????

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... Folks, we're screwed...

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Subject: Depressed?????? humor
From: Bob Hawkes
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Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2012 - 04:06 PM ET
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Mike, You did it again! Laughing my fanny off at you, but you're right, it's not funny.

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Subject: Depressed?????? humor
From: erock_germany
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Date: Thu, Jun 28, 2012 - 04:12 PM ET
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So true. Just spit my beer on the screen. Thanks for the excellent humor.

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Subject: Depressed?????? humor
From: SilverShooter
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Date: Fri, Jun 29, 2012 - 01:39 PM ET
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TTT...really funny!

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Subject: Depressed?????? humor
From: HC_John
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Date: Fri, Jun 29, 2012 - 04:46 PM ET
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That is hilarious, the bad part is its most likely true.

John MI

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Subject: Depressed?????? humor
From: Zuzax
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Date: Sat, Jun 30, 2012 - 07:25 AM ET
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Funny, but sad and so true!

Cheers,

George

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Subject: Depressed?????? humor
From: ctreay
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Date: Sat, Jun 30, 2012 - 08:01 AM ET
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When you really feel bad and depressed here is a cure.

1. Go to your computer and create a file called Barak Obamba. 2. Delete it. 3. Dosen't that make you feel better now?

ctreay

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