An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Marine, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things;

1. The Bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy-club.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blond and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Marine...do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times....."

oh, that is good!

Charlie

That was a real good one. Thanks, Mike

SEMPER-FI...!!!! OO-Rah.

Excellant!